March, 69XX
Little Motherfucking Bitch Boy got fucking obliterated by some absolute nobody. Our news sources went to try to interview him,but piles of mush don't talk apparently,though there was a note demanding "Transformers and some motherfucking apple juice."
August, 20XX
Some faggot named George moved in, when we asked if his name was really spelt like that his only reply was yeoes. He might be retarded.
About a week later this motherfucker beat the absolute fuck outta my homeboys, it's high noon.
Superfighting robot here, megaman, to eliminate, he was knifed in the neck, George then proceeded to become the antichrist and kills everyone he sees, because im died now everyone is, except for George the Guy Who Makes People Dead...
Then Evil PATRIXXX came with a box, then a skeleton popped out and George died, all he had to do, was follow the damn train.